Once upon a time, there was a chicken.  The chicken liked to eat clothes. One day, there was an old grammy walking down the street.  The chicken tried to eat her clothes. She was dancing and when the chicken tried to jump up on her, she smacked him on the head, by accident, because she was dancing.

She also had a cane. When he tried to eat her pants, her cane squished his foot.  Then, he screamed!  He tripped on the sidewalk.  

When he got home, he tried to get in his chicken pen.  It was locked and the farmer was coming. So, he jumped up on the fence and did a full split on the ground. Then, he fell over.  He sat on the couch and watched TV in his pen and ate lots of popcorn.   THE END